BY: MAHAVIDYA DAS (ACBSP)
Jul 17, 2010 — UK (SUN) —
Great news everyone… our Temple President here at Bhaktivedanta Nmanor is about to ascend to unprecedented new heights… literally.
Yes… Srutidharma das (disciple of HH Sivarama Swami and one of the amigos who secretly re-employed you know who), along with his close friend Pranabhandu das
(you know… the prabhu who was caught with £50,000 cash, Manor Treasurer and also disciple of HH Sivarama Swami, and another one of the amigos involved in the secret re-employment of his buddy),
followed by… Nila Madhava das (disciple of HH Bhakti Caru Swami and Bhaktivedanta Manor manager),
will all be performing great austerities (while getting paid for them),
for the benefit of all the fallen souls.
They will be…
please choose 1 item from the list below…
a. Performing the Yuga dharma of going on Harinam
b. Going out on book distribution
c. Helping out on the Food for all program
d. Worthy service of your choice
or
E. None of the above
Well… no prizes or surprises there.
Our intrepid heroes are…… off… to climb Mt Kilimanjaro.
(Honestly, I kid you not, this is no spoof.)
At least according to their flyers being distributed at Bhaktivedanta Manor, it would appear the 1st State funded Hindu school desperately needs their help.
It needs £100.000 of help.
mmmmmm
May I suggest other means of sponsorship by our heroes for similar worthy causes?
How about…
a sponsored sit-in… at a local snake park.
long distance swimming… with great whites.
alligator wrestling.
an unaccompanied trip… to the north pole.
(Nah… only kidding)
Concerned readers may send their own suggestions to:
www.krishnatemple.com/kilimanjaro.
Please help our Hindu school.
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