Iskcon-Butt-Yoga – Offer your butt to Srila Prabhupada and go to hell
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ISKCON BRAZIL Butt-Yoga – Offer your butt to Srila Prabhupada and go to hell
By: LastingImpression
Transcript of the video (with links to references)
- I am leaving ISKCON Europe and joining ISKCON Brazil. It will probably be remote membership where I can pay 200 Euros per year and have unlimited sex and go Back home Back to Godhead in the same time. But the real reason for this change is that a great visionary leader Hridayananda das Goswami and his followers introduced new way to offer obeisances, it’s called butt obeisances tattva.
- A few days ago, my spies obtained a secret butt obeisances video which happened in Nova Gokula, in February this year. Leaders of Nova Gokula are Hrdayananda Goswami’s disciples and faithful followers of Krishna West. I also want to mention that Prabhupada’s samadhi that you see in this video was built by great sacrifice of many brahmacaries, books distributors and other devotees. Let’s check it out.
- So, you turn your back to Prabhupada, and you lean forward to show your butt, so in this way, organizers of this event are showing to the world what they really think about Prabhupada and his books.
- So, to make sure that I am qualified to join ISKCON Brazil, especially this Nova Gokula community, I would like to go there, now I am gonna offer my butt obeisances 4 people, to Hridayananda das Goswami, the ideological leader in Brazil, and also to all three GBC zonal secretaries for Brazil, which are Bhaktivaibhava Swami, Madhu-sevita prabhu and Bhakti-Caru Swami. For Bhakti Caru Swami, I also want to say “hi” to his female secretary if he still has one. The yoga girls did it in a wrong way…
- If you think that what I just did was offensive, you should not forget that I am now acting under a shelter of Hridayananda das Goswami and he is a pure devotee, and whatever he does is perfect, even if he plays ping pong with girls, I mean what do you know what is transcendental, or if he establishes butt obeisances, he can do that because he is a guru, and you are not guru, and you are not pure devotee, therefore you should not judge pure devotees and think that they implemented something offensive. Butt obeisances tattva is obligatory for you to learn if you want to live in Brasil.
- Also, if you are interested in offering butt obeisances, please take initiation from Bhaktivaibhava Swami, Madhu-sevita Swami or Bhakti Caru Swami, they can reveal confidential details of how butt obeisances really work. I mean if they don’t accept butt obeisances tattva, then they would surely make a huge cleanup in Brazil by now, all this nonsense is happening there for at least the last 10 years.
- Now, if you don’t have any love for Hridayananda das Goswami, and you never associated with him, and you never got his mercy, you will not understand what is significance in butt obeisances tattva.
- With this new change, which is not an essential change, you see what is important is your attitude in your heart, how you do it, it’s not important, it’s just a matter of culture, in India, people kneel down on the floor, in Brazil, we show you our butt as a sign of respect. But, what we are actually trying with butt tattva is to bring millions of gays into Hare Krishna movement.
- Now you see that Hridayananda das Goswami is really genius, gays will actually like butt obeisances, because that is how they have sex. And according to Brazilian unlimited sex theory, any type of sex is divine.
- If you think I am joking, let me read to you, official document by the Brazilian GBC:
- This document are minutes from the Brazilian GBC held on April 21 22 and 23, in Nova Gokula, the home of butt obeisances tattva.
- So that’s it for today, once more I want to inspire all my friends to join ISKCON Brazil, and I will show you one of the advanced versions of butt namaskar.
Responsibility chain
Normally, butt obeisances responsibility should go on Hridayananda das Goswami, but since he is playing ping pong and not chanting on japa, I don’t take him seriously anyway.
Disciples of Hridayananda in Leadership of Nova Gokula: The chairman is Rama Putra, the others two devotees who help him are Vijayamarga and Sesalila.
And those who are really responsible are those who are appointed to protect Prabhupada’s legacy in Brazil, but I doubt that they even go there. But ignorance is not excuse, so zonal assignments tell us this story:
And who are members of executing committee is also shown on their website:
II. Zonal Assignments for Special Committees
GBC Executive Committee for Brazil
GBC Chairman: Bhakti Charu Swami
First Vice-Chairman: Madhu Sevita Das
Second Vice-Chairman: Bhaktivaibhava Swami
Next Meeting Date: October 9-17, 2017 at ISKCON Ujjain, India.
What Srila Prabhupada thinks about yoga
Devotee: Can hatha-yoga hinder or help Krsna consciousness, or is it…?
Prabhupada: Hinder. Yes. Because it is useless, simply wasting time. You cannot perform hatha-yoga in this age. You do not follow the rules and regulations. You are simply bluffed. Do you know what is the rules and regulations of hatha-yoga factually?
Devotee: Not actually.
Prabhupada: Yes. You have to select a secluded place. Hatha-yoga is not practiced in assembly of so many men. Just you go to a hatha-yoga class. There are hundreds of members practicing, and he is collecting money, five dollars per seat. And you are thinking, “I am practicing.” That is useless waste of time and money. Hatha-yoga is not practiced in that way. You have to practice in a secluded place, alone. Do you do that?
Devotee: Yes. Not… No. I guess I don’t.
Prabhupada: It is very difficult in this age. Then you have to restrain yourself in so many things. Complete free from sex life. You have to eat under certain direction, you have to… So many things there are. These rules are not followed. Simply they have got some bodily gymnastic sitting posture. They are thinking, “I am practicing.” No. That is one of the items. So all the items cannot be observed in this age. Therefore it is wasting.” (Srila Prabhupada, Colombus, Ohio, 1969)
here is another very inspirational video by our friend hanuman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d45N7aK8mo
Though some may strain, with ‘half a brain’
Not Acharya’s fault you know!
Prabhupada said Ritvik, yes!
Hanuman says Ritvik no!
There is more on this Anti Ritvik so-called “Hanuman das” fellow:
http://krishna1008.blogspot.co.uk/2017/05/hanuman-dasa-identifies-his-guru-lineage.html
http://krishna1008.blogspot.co.uk/2017/03/hanuman-das-and-his-bogus-voted-in-gurus.html
Hanuman das blasts many of the big ISKCON gurus as bogus, except a few whom he thinks are genuine. Except that he can’t seem to comprehend that they were all appointed by the same bogus GBC that he also attacks.
He also says you need a “living guru” – although his “living guru” is now dead (Sridhara Swami ACBSP).
He particularly recommends his wife’s guru – Bhakti Vikasa Swami.
Fortunately, we DO have a living diksa guru – his name is HDG AC Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupada:
Reporter (2): What will happen to the movement in the United States when you die?
Prabhupāda: I will never die.
Devotees: Jaya! Hari bol! (laughter)
Prabhupāda: I shall live for my books, and you will utilize.
The GBC ‘theory’ of initiations is illogical. They insist Prabhupada said, “you all my disciples become guru” but then the very same GBC will block certain godbrothers from becoming guru. So on the one hand they say YES the guru has given us ALL this order, then with the next breath they say “NO my brother, you cannot become”. So the guru has given the order but some of his disciples have empowered themselves to over-ride the order of guru and in effect become their godbrothers guru, telling him when he can and can’t become guru? Then the very same GBC that blocked one gobrother ordains guru-ship on another who later falls down and shows himself to NEVER have been qualified to be guru! As they have FAILED so many times to understand that a godbrother is unqualified, by logic and reason it follows that they have, in their self-empowered authority, blocked qualified godbrothers. This system was NEVER authorised by Srila Prabhupada. Srila Prabhupada’s system worked. Further they say Prabhupada said “You all become” so now they have to face ALL their GODSISTERS who want to become guru on the instruction of their guru! After all, according to the GBC Prabhupada said you all become guru, no? Geeze what a mess.
We’ll let this Hanuman work out all Iskcon’s problems while we go on reading Srila Prabhupada’s actual books, chanting, singing, dancing, taking Prasadam and offering all the glories to Prabhupada! It’s simple for the simple heart.