Mahasana dasa: “ISKCON GURU”

I’m an ISKCON guru and a Goswami

I got voted-in by the GBC

I’m as good as God and a VIP

but my therapist told me I’m not JC

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I’m an ISKCON guru and I don’t pretend

I chant on my beads every now and then

I’m a very rare soul and I beat the odds

I’m the sum total of all the demigods


I’m an ISKCON guru and I get uptight

my guru’s books are an awful sight

they’re so messed up I don’t know what to say

I had to buy another red pen today

I’m an ISKCON guru and I just fell down

I’m packin’ up my danda and I’m headin’ outta town

I’m goin’ to the place where the blooped devotees go

and I’m gonna watch movies and let my hair grow

I’m an ISKCON guru and I got away

a devotee is dead but that’s ok

‘cause I’m livin’ the life and I’m eatin’ for free

and that’s the only thing that matters to me

I’m an ISKCON guru and I wanna shout

those brahmacarinis got me all popped-out

keep the kirtan goin’ like Vyas Pooj’ Day

‘cause I can’t stand up when I feel this way

I’m an ISKCON guru and I prey on kids

it’s the kind of thing that my religion forbids

but the leaders turned everything upside-down

so I still have status when I come around

I’m an ISKCON guru and I got a spot

it looks like my head is startin’ to rot

I wanted position and a big big chair

but now I’m just a mouse in Calcutta somewhere

I’m an ISKCON guru and I go along

I’m a good ol’ sadhu with the same ol’ song

I get worshipped just like a deity

but my therapist told me I’m not JC